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00:24 ♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫

00:31 ♫ Feminists just want to be alone -- boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫

00:38 ♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫

00:43 ♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫

00:50 ♫ They say child molestation isn't funny -- ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫

00:58 ♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime -- lighten up, ladies. ♫

01:05 ♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money -- what’s wrong with that? ♫

01:11 ♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫

01:17 ♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

01:26 ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

01:28 ♫ Woo-hoo! ♫

01:30 ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da -- ♫

01:34 ♫ yeah, take it off. ♫

01:37 ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. ♫

01:43 ♫ They say cheap objectification isn’t witty -- it’s hot! ♫

01:51 ♫ Equal work and wages worth the fight -- ♫

01:56 ♫ sing us a new one. ♫

01:58 ♫ On-demand abortion every city -- OK, but no gun control. ♫

02:05 ♫ Won’t these women ever get a life? ♫

02:11 ♫ Feminists don’t have a sense of humor -- poor Hillary. ♫

02:19 ♫ Feminists and vegetarians -- make mine a Big Mac. ♫

02:26 ♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫

02:31 ♫ They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham, ♫

02:38 ♫ that's why these feminists just need to find a man. ♫

02:43 ♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

02:49 I’m Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message. Thank you. (Applause) Thank you. (Applause) Thank you.

03:08 I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone? And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."

03:18 (Laughter)

03:24 ♫ I could show the world how to smile, ♫

03:29 ♫ I could be glad all of the while. ♫

03:39 ♫ I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you. ♫

03:52 ♫ I could leave the old days behind, ♫

03:58 ♫ leave all my pals, I’d never mind. ♫

04:08 ♫ I could start my life all anew, if I had you. ♫

04:21 ♫ I could climb the snow-capped mountains, ♫

04:28 ♫ sail the mighty ocean wide. ♫

04:37 ♫ I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side. ♫

04:50 ♫ I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned. ♫

05:06 ♫ There is nothing I couldn’t do, if I had you. ♫

05:24 Thank you. Well, thank you so much.