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00:10 Daffodil Hudson: Hello? Yeah, this is she. What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I accept. What are the dates again? Pen. Pen. Pen. March 17 through 21. Okay, all right, great. Thanks.

00:36 Lab Partner: Who was that?

00:37 DH: It was TED.

00:39 LP: Who's TED?

00:41 DH: I've got to prepare.

00:42 ["Give Your Talk: A Musical"] (Music)

00:50 ["My Talk"]

00:58 ♪ Procrastination. ♪ What do you think?

01:10 (Doorbell)

01:15 Can I help you?

01:18 (Music)

01:25 Speaker Coach 1: ♪ Let's prepare for main stage. ♪ ♪ It's your time to shine. ♪ ♪ If you want to succeed then ♪ ♪ you must be primed. ♪

01:39 Speaker Coach 2: ♪ Your slides are bad ♪ ♪ but your idea is good ♪ ♪ so you can bet before we're through, ♪ ♪ speaker, we'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪

01:53 Speaker Coach 3: ♪ We know about climate change, ♪ ♪ but what can you say that's new? ♪

02:00 ♪ SC 1: Once you find your focus ♪ ♪ then the talk comes into view. ♪

02:07 SC 2: ♪ Don't ever try to sell something ♪ ♪ from up on that stage ♪ ♪ or we won't post your talk online. ♪

02:13 All: ♪ Somehow we'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪

02:18 (Music)

02:37 SC 1: Ready to practice one more time?

02:38 DH: Right now?

02:40 Stagehand: Break a leg.

02:43 DH: ♪ I'll never remember all this. ♪ ♪ Will the clicker work when I press it? ♪ ♪ Why must Al Gore go right before me? ♪ ♪ Oh man, I'm scared to death. ♪ ♪ I hope I don't pass out onstage ♪ ♪ and now I really wish I wasn't wearing green. ♪

02:57 All: ♪ Give your talk. ♪

02:59 SC 1: ♪ You must be be sweet like Brené Brown. ♪

03:01 All: ♪ Give your talk. ♪

03:02 SC 2: ♪ You must be funny like Ken Robinson. ♪

03:04 All: ♪ Give your talk. ♪

03:06 SC 3: ♪ You must be cool like Reggie Watts ♪

03:08 All: ♪ and bring out a prop like Jill Bolte Taylor. ♪

03:13 DH: ♪ My time is running over. The clock now says nil. ♪ ♪ I'm saying my words faster. Understand me still. ♪ ♪ I'm too nervous to give this TED Talk. ♪

03:23 All: ♪ Don't give up. Rehearse. You're good. ♪ ♪ We'll edit out the mistakes that you make. ♪ ♪ Give your talk. ♪

03:32 DH: ♪ I will be big like Amy Cuddy. ♪

03:34 All: ♪ Give your talk. ♪

03:35 DH: ♪ I will inspire like Liz Gilbert. ♪

03:38 All: ♪ Give your talk. ♪

03:39 DH: ♪ I will engage like Hans Rosling ♪ ♪ and release mosquitos ♪ ♪ like Bill Gates. ♪

03:51 SC 2: ♪ I'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪ ♪ I'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪ ♪ I'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪ ♪ I'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪ ♪ I'll make a TED Talk out of you. ♪

04:11 (Applause)

04:16 ["Brought to you by TED staff and friends"]

04:20 (Music)