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00:15 Has anyone ever been to Aspen, Colorado? It's not a joke yet; those aren't the jokes. Is this thing off? I went to Aspen recently and stumbled into this song.

00:41 ♫ Black men go to Aspen ♫

00:43 ♫ and rent colorful chalets. ♫

00:52 ♫ Giggle at the questions ♫

00:54 ♫ their mere presence seems to raise. ♫

01:04 ♫ Get taken for men ♫

01:06 ♫ we don't resemble in the least. ♫

01:11 "Are you ... ?" "No."

01:15 ♫ It's a winter wonderland ♫

01:18 ♫ in the belly of the beast. ♫

01:21 ♫ And black men ski. ♫

01:27 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

01:33 ♫ Black men send back sushi ♫

01:35 ♫ with a scorned Yakuza's flair. ♫

01:44 ♫ We make postmodern art ♫

01:46 ♫ with bacon grease ♫

01:48 ♫ and hot combed hair. ♫

01:56 ♫ We secretly play Beethoven ♫

01:59 ♫ inside our bassmobiles. ♫

02:07 ♫ We can tell you how cool looks ♫

02:10 ♫ but cannot show you how it feels ♫

02:13 ♫ when black men ski. ♫ ♫ When black men ski. ♫

02:25 ♫ Black men now are students ♫

02:27 ♫ of gay sensibility. ♫

02:30 ♫ We wear ironic T-shirts ♫

02:33 ♫ drenched in code unknown to thee. ♫

02:36 ♫ We get baptized in Walden Pond ♫

02:39 ♫ amongst a searing mob ♫

02:41 ♫ because the cleansing blood of Jesus ♫

02:44 ♫ could not do a thorough job. ♫

02:47 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

02:53 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

02:58 ♫ Chinese guys can jump real high ♫

03:01 ♫ and Germans cook soul food. ♫

03:04 ♫ White boys rap and hippies nap ♫

03:07 ♫ their dreads up to look rude. ♫

03:09 ♫ Jazz is now suburban ♫

03:12 ♫ it's Marsalisly clean. ♫

03:15 ♫ And now we've got Viagra ♫

03:18 ♫ everyone's a sex machine. ♫

03:20 ♫ So black men ski. ♫

03:25 What else can we do?

03:26 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

03:32 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

03:37 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

03:43 ♫ Some kids I'll describe as friends ♫

03:46 ♫ say I am race-obsessed. ♫

03:49 ♫ The luxury of your opinion ♫

03:51 ♫ shows that you are blessed. ♫

03:54 ♫ See, I have poems about sunsets ♫

03:57 ♫ flowers and the rain. ♫

04:00 ♫ I've read them to policemen ♫

04:03 ♫ but it was all in vain. ♫

04:05 ♫ So black men ski. ♫

04:11 ♫ Black men ski ... ♫ elegantly.

04:16 ♫ Black men ski. ♫

04:22 ♫ Black men ski. ♫