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0:11 Ladies and gentlemen, the history of music and television on the Internet in three minutes. A TED medley -- a TEDley.

0:25 ♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫

0:28 ♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫

0:31 ♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫

0:35 ♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫

0:41 ♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫

0:44 ♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫

0:47 ♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫

0:51 ♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫

0:57 ♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫

1:00 ♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫

1:03 ♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫

1:06 ♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫

1:12 ♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫

1:15 ♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫

1:18 ♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫

1:22 ♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫

1:26 ♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫

1:30 ♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫

1:33 ♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫

1:36 ♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫

1:41 ♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫

1:45 ♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫

1:51 ♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫

1:54 ♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫

2:01 ♫ Hey ♫

2:05 ♫ I got YouTube ♫

2:07 ♫ I got YouTube ♫

2:11 And now, ladies and gentlemen, a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America -- the RIAA!

2:22 ♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫

2:25 ♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫

2:28 ♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫

2:31 ♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫

2:39 ♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫

2:42 ♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫

2:47 ♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫

2:51 ♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫

2:54 ♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫

2:57 ♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫

3:00 ♫ You're depriving the bands ♫

3:03 ♫ You are learning to steal ♫

3:05 ♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫

3:10 ♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫

3:13 ♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫

3:16 ♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫

3:19 ♫ And we download all our music ♫

3:26 ♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫

3:29 ♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫

3:34 ♫ What a way to make friends ♫

3:37 ♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫

3:39 ♫ All your customers off to jail ♫

3:42 ♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫

3:45 ♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫

3:48 ♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫

3:50 ♫ Maybe humming along ♫

3:53 ♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫