I am an illegal alien. I bring you peeeeaaacccceee! Take me to your leader.
Talk to me about
sex if you are a hot blonde female with blue starry eyes, the best burger combo if you are a bloke.
People don't know I'm good at
reciting the alphabet backwards. cooking the perfect omelette. coming up with ever inventive reason for procrastination.
My TED story
One time, humans blasted my ships to pieces, but its ok because they're dumb and know not what they're doing. Also, the pieces of my bombed out ship make the sun looks cool. Check it out at the website url