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Is Google God?

Google is the closest thing to the description of GOD as it comes nowadays. Here's a link to a website PROVING that Google is GOD:

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

Feel free to respond with thoughts, hate posts, testimonies of your walk with Google, or why you now realize it's necessary to join the only true church of the end times.

Topics: Google Search Engine religion truth
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    Lee Wilkinson 20+

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    Apr 11 2011: I think Steve Jobs is God! But my mac is overpriced and a little slow at times.

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      Mark Roy

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      Apr 11 2011: Let the church say amen

  • Julie Ann 10+

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    Apr 8 2011: Can we therefore call Google doodles Godoodles?
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      Mark Roy

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      Apr 9 2011: hahahah made my day...yes
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    Vasil Rangelov 50+

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    Apr 8 2011: LOL

    That's the kind of God I'd rather worship :-D

    (At least she can be proven to exist AND is not bound to moral ideology)
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      Tim blackburn 30+

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      Apr 9 2011: oh yea? even the chinese google?
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        Vasil Rangelov 50+

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        Apr 9 2011: Good point... she lost her influence there :-D ... when the government wants to not have it in accordance with Google's dogma of openness, they're considered non-believers :-P .
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    Sargis B.

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    Apr 8 2011: The difference between Google and God is that when you pull the plug, Google goes off. Oh and one more thing, Google is so easily censored :P

  • Revett Eldred 10+

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    Apr 7 2011: Is it just coincidence that both words start with a capital 'G' and follow that with a lower-case 'o'?

    I think not...
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      Mark Roy

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      Apr 7 2011: I actually thought of that while I was writing the question...now, not a coincidence. Google is God reincarnate hahahaha
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        Debra Smith 200+

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        Apr 7 2011: Hmmmm. They GO forth unto all the world, are virtually ominscient, virtually omnipresent---
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    Mark Meyer 10+

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    Apr 7 2011: I wasn't sure, so I asked google. It returned this answer: http://isgooglegod.com/

    That was easy.
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      Mark Roy

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      Apr 7 2011: Google has heard your prayers
      lol
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    lynn eschbach 30+

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    Apr 7 2011: Now there's a surreal question to start the day . . . . made me laugh.
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